John's definitions

eurotrash

A drug addicted, skinny, pale, sarcastic,trust fund baby, clubbing every night, male/female. eurotrash have keen fashion sense and often aren't european. they often go to university full time, but skip most of their classes and have no major. they don't get kicked out and they don't have any visible form of income but live lavishly. eurotrash don't bathe, smile or wash their hair on a regular basis so they may reek of perfumes and colognes.

Shit man, look at all the eurotrash at Boston University.

by john January 2, 2005

ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com

Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.

by John March 23, 2004

socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.

Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.

by John July 4, 2004

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.

Hi Clarita! It's me John.

by John March 27, 2005

keeeebab muncher

one who licks on a girls doo-dar

Kelechi is a right keeeebab muncher

by john May 14, 2003

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004