John's definitions

gotti brothers

Bunch of faggot wannabes who live off of their late grandfather John Gotti's name and their good looks. They have their own stupid reality television show called Growing Up Gotti.

1. The Gotti sons are a disgrace to all real Italians

2. Italian 1: Hey the Gottis are real time mobsters.
Italian 2: Bull shit. I heard those pussies got their asses kicked by some guy for hitting on his girlfriend. What wannabes.

by John January 1, 2005

bullet-time

1. An effect created by putting many digital cameras in either a circle or any shape you want and filming what happens inside, thus allowing you to create the effect that there is one camera moving around and around the object or objects.

2. Any scene in entertainment that involves slow motion and bullet time.

(As seen in films like "The Matrix" and "Kung-Pow: Enter the fist"

Bullet-Time blew peoples minds when it was first used.

by John May 15, 2003

unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.

Duke sucks, UNC rules.

by John April 21, 2005

voet

A Genus Rangas originating from the northern suburbs of Sydney. Looks flamboyantly like the character "Beaker" from the Muppets series.
An extremely adept firelighter.

"A wild voet started that fire"

by john January 3, 2005

Yarddart

One who Commits sexual crimes against animals, and or forest creatures, While Vomiting on them

Dont be Yarddarting with the Forrest creatures you sicko

by John April 24, 2003

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

39isms

any words or anything in general having to do with the hardcore/death metal band Phaetasm (www.phaetasm.com)

one phaetasm of something is the amount of 39 of anything, 39 apples is 1 phaetasm of apples

by John January 27, 2004