John's definitions

Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by John January 9, 2004

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

genius

someone who is unfortuanate enough to have a higher than usual mental capacity

it sucks to be a genius because stupid people are happy people

by John March 27, 2005

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

pussey

a females vagina

i love to fuck pussey

by john October 24, 2003

coldsteel

a cool guy in vp that woman are gagging for ie: vc,toubs,flicks,air,fevs etc..

by john August 22, 2003

Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

definition pretty much explains it

by john February 7, 2005