John's definitions

butt love

butt sex

When Bob shows his tender love for Trevor by placing his magic stick in his stinker.

by John August 28, 2003

dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

by John March 6, 2003

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

Bhulinder

Impregnant a canadian woman.
to Impregnant a woman over the internet

When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed

by john September 2, 2003

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

black_wire

that guy that seems to be everywhere and made that site but has NEVER updated it and only one link works, NO IDEA

hey u know that guy black_wire u like him ? nah - y not hes ok yea i guess etc etc

by john December 17, 2004