A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
by John February 11, 2004
by john July 11, 2004
Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
by John January 14, 2004
One who is a fan of the 60's rock band Grateful Dead, often wear tie-dye shirts and follow the band across the country on tour.
by John September 01, 2003
To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.
by John February 19, 2005
Adj. -describes something smaller than normal. Often used when someone is unsatisfied with the amount of reefer they have.
1. I gave Jim $100 for an OZ, but all I got was this skeet dime bag.
2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
2. All I have is this skeet spliff, but it's dro so it should still get us blitzed.
by John February 04, 2005