waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 08, 2003

50 cent

A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.

Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha

by Jesus March 23, 2005

DT

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

by JESUS April 26, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 18, 2003

asstron

A robotic ass.

holy schizer! would ya look at that asstron.

by Jesus December 12, 2003

fo shizzle

A modern youth term for for sure.

"I'd bum elton john in, you?"
"fo shizzle"

by jesus April 25, 2003

reachard

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

by Jesus February 26, 2003