Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 13, 2004

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.

Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment

by jesus April 25, 2004

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 02, 2003

well care

A saying/phrase, used in britain (mainly the rhyl area), which is not technically accurate, but hilarious nontheless. Used in a sarcastic manner, basically means that you 'well care', thereby exclaming the fact that you do not care.

Me: Dan you knob jockey!
Dan: Well care

by Jesus February 28, 2004

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 03, 2004

zwiehander

A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.

Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapon... but the mind is mightier
Me: Says you
*crunch as his bones are crushed*

by jesus April 25, 2004