Definitions by Jesus

big hat, no cattle 

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

big hat, no cattle by Jesus March 29, 2004

biangle 

A Biangle is a two sided 2D shape.

Your eye is a biangle.

biangle by Jesus March 27, 2004

Ramones 

One of the greatest classic punk bands ever, but they can't play their instroments for shit. Basically, the inventors of punk rock!

They kick ass, but suck

Ramones by Jesus March 26, 2004

well ripped 

best described in the following phrase...

Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped

well ripped by jesus March 25, 2004

fillet-o-face 

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

fillet-o-face by jesus March 25, 2004

browner 

A perticularly large poo, one that should it be dropped would register on the richter scale. Often used in the context of stupidity.

A: Oh my god, i cant believe you just ate that browner.

B: That guy just did a browner in my fish pond!

browner by jesus March 25, 2004

Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.

Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.

Lost In Translation by Jesus March 24, 2004