strawbelise

To make something like a strawberry or to mix something with strawberrys.

I'm gonna strawbelise you!

by jesus January 21, 2004

teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.

Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1

by Jesus September 26, 2004

despingation

All fucked up.

Hey did you see the tyson fight? That was total despingation!

by JESUS February 09, 2003

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 06, 2003

lad

The British version of guy

"that lads gay"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

on the fence

unsure about the decision at hand

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck

by jesus September 01, 2003

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 08, 2004