fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
by jay January 07, 2004
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stem

the dick, not including the head.
when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.
by Jay May 29, 2003
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Grunger

Grunge is a name given to people who dont wear what is "treany" this does not however make some one grunge or a grunger, nor is a grunger someone who just listens to nirvana. Grunge is some one who honestly does not care what they wear or what they look like. Grunge is a frame of mind not just what you wear. you cant be a grunger just because you wear ripped jeans, flannels or doc martins or convers shoes. A true grunger does not care how they dress or what they look like and tend to follow bands form seattle that appeared in the late 80's and early 90's. Bands such as Nirvana,AIC,pearl jam, mud honey,screaming trees and many less well knowen bands besides the big 5.
Grunge did not die with nirvana
you can not buy grunge
grunge has faded away but is not dead
by jay March 15, 2004
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smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long
josh orr has a smashed pangler
by Jay May 10, 2003
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Dun

"Yo, the DUN was down on the shore yesterday."
"Got DUN?"
by Jay May 19, 2003
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paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
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