Jasmine's definitions

volney

a radical mofo who fights for truth and justice.

Where is Volney and his forces of RIGHT when you ned him?

by jasmine May 31, 2003

faux paslching

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.

Can I faux pasl you?

by jasmine May 31, 2003

rat's ass

Another way of saying how much you dont care...

I can give a rats ass what u eat!

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

Doom

Often used hand in hand with a phrase such as "Squirely" "Cheese-tacular" or "Supreme, brain imploding"

People who say "Random" a lot liek this word. Because It's fun. Now fear me and my UBERLY-PWNING-MUFFIN-DOOM!

"I'm gonna kick your ass at Quake today, you'll be crying for your mamma"
"Oh yeah? WELL WHY DON'T YOU TASTE A PIECE OF MY EXTREME ROCKET LAUNCHING DOOM!"
"...Ow..."

by Jasmine November 28, 2004

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

confuzzled

being confused

Jasminions words confuzzled me.

by Jasmine July 27, 2003

Sink Boy

Usually a Punjabi male who lives at home with his parents, no ambition, no money, and has an overprotective mother who still does his laundry and cleans his room. Sometimes it could be viewed as some what of a oedipus complex.

Baepreet: Bruh, Chandi is such a sink boy.
Baeminder: Yeah, his mom just fed him some kheer.

*BRUH*

by Jasmine October 20, 2014