Jake's definitions

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 20, 2004

clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

by Jake March 24, 2004

Stockholm syndrome

the condition where kidnapping victims sympathize with, grow attached to, identify with, or otherwise feel affection toward their abductor(s).

She didn't want to testify against the man that kidnapped her because she suffered from Stockholm syndrome.

by Jake December 31, 2003

wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing

this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy

by jake April 22, 2005

Capers

mysterious unforgetable female

gosh that capers is so fine

by Jake May 13, 2005

:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

by Jake April 23, 2005

rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by Jake March 24, 2004