CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.
going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.
by J January 21, 2004
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skew

School, any form of.
"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"
by J June 10, 2004
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jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.
by J April 21, 2004
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Easter Eggs

slang for MDMA (Ecstacy). A stress is usually placed on the 'e'.
I'm looking to roll, got some Easter Eggs.
by J November 26, 2003
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Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.
When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.
by J April 03, 2003
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fangirl

Typically used to denote one with an unhealthy obsession with anime characters, although the term can also be applied to those who obsess over actors who are real (which can be considered a step up or down from anime fangirls, depending on how you look at it). Characteristics include the the propensity to discuss their character of choice's personality, accomplishments and so on, completely failing to realize that it's just a fucking cartoon; to write horrible fanfics pairing characters together, often characterized themselves by an obsessive focus on yaoi; and to use anime-inspired emoticons such as ._. and -_-;, with the semicolon in the latter example being repeated to express progressing exasperation (-_-;;;;;;;;;; etc). Typically 12-15 years old; after this point, the fangirls really should know better, and are reclassified as, simply, morons.

Fangirls, as well as their counterpart the fanboy, should be avoided at all costs; do not respond to them in any way as you will only encourage them more. Rather, you are encouraged to strive for a clean headshot whenever possible. Burn the body and exorcise the ground upon which it fell.
vash is so much sexyer then inuyasha omg -_-;;;;;;;; but id like to c them in bed 2gether xDDD
by J January 07, 2005
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wind your neck in

Jackson you are being a muppet, sit back down and continue to be average
oi Jacko wind your neck in, or I'll be in there to give you a dry slap
by J July 04, 2003
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