Definitions by InspectorSlap

Under-levered 

The state of being in the top position of a reverse cowboy.

Oh I was so under-levered with Raul last night.

Under-levered by InspectorSlap October 15, 2020

Snurd 

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

Snurd by InspectorSlap June 8, 2015

hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011