InspectorSlap's definitions

Under-levered

The state of being in the top position of a reverse cowboy.

Oh I was so under-levered with Raul last night.

by InspectorSlap October 15, 2020

Snurd

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

by InspectorSlap June 8, 2015

hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011