by InspectorSlap October 16, 2020
An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.
I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.
Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.
Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.
by InspectorSlap January 29, 2011
To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.
"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."
".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"
".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"
by InspectorSlap June 06, 2015