Definitions by Ihateithere
Janice
Janice is a girl who's boyfriend knows that he is loved and he knows how much. He never has to wonder or doubt. She is full of love and affection. He never feels lonely, because he knows she is there for him, and he knows his worth because she helps him to see it. Her boyfriend is never one-sided about things, though. He gives her attention and always let's her know that she is loved. He never ignores her or acts like he doesn't care. He gives her plenty of affection, and in return, Janice gives him all the affection he could want.
Moral of the story: if you want her affection, don't ignore her, don't tell her to leave you alone, or reject her in every way you can. Don't talk about other girls. Don't play games with her or try to manipulate her. Please, just treat Janice kindly. Even if you don't like her.
Janice by Ihateithere October 2, 2021
Janice
Janice is a person who is not usually what people assume her to be. No one really knows anything about her, but they all assume they do. She is an open book to anyone who would want to get to know her, but no one wants to. They would rather just assume and make snap judgements. You have to go deep to get to know her, though. She isn't someone you can get to know by looking at the surface. Or by trying to "talk" to her indirectly.
If you reject her, you just lost your one and only chance, so I hope you were completely confident about what you were doing. She hates when people are unloyal and don't keep their promises, so don't ever waste her time or tell her bullshit. If anyone ever tried to again, she probably wouldn't trust it anyway. Don't be someone who easily just "moves on from liking her." She isn't a phase in your life. Janice.
Janice by Ihateithere September 3, 2021
California
I know you've seen the ads- your travel agent or that university recruiter has filled your head with images of beaches, palm trees, forests and a night life that's second to none. You need to ask yourself one question: why would they put so much effort into creating that image? Do you know of any other state that is so heavily marketed as a place you should go other than California?
Thought so.
The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.
And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.
California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.
Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Thought so.
The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.
And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.
California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.
Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Palm trees and beaches? My apartment got broken into 3 times, that pot-bellied, white, middle-aged douchebag broke a window on my car because i asked him to quiet down in the theatre, and I now have lung cancer from the smog.
Thanks California!
Thanks California!
California by Ihateithere October 24, 2009