Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Lady

Women who takes care of herself self, from the money she makes have $ex with men.

Classy whore
Roster of multiple men

She’s a lady, but not a keeper.

by Happy! December 06, 2024

Lady

A women who takes care of herself, with the money she makes from having sex for money.

Classy Whore
Roster of multiple incomes

Shes a lady. She dont care about love, only around for the money.

by Happy! December 06, 2024