Evan's definitions

Jigga J-Rotz

A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place

Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro

Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz

by Evan April 2, 2005

Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

by Evan June 23, 2006

poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 25, 2002

babyarm

Abnormally oversized male genetalia

Look ma' my babyarm sprouted

by Evan December 23, 2003

chicker nugges

The five-piece chicken nuggets meal from Wendy's.

My favorite meal at Wendy's is the chicker nugges!

by Evan February 29, 2004

HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 1, 2004