Evan's definitions

kork

another word for those damn korean

dude, look at that funny lookin' kork over there!

by evan February 26, 2004

platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

by Evan November 13, 2004

igneous

A action of a volcano

that volcano is going to erupete

by Evan January 28, 2004

numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

hardcore dancing

Originally a traditional war dance done during breakdowns at hardcore shows. Unfortunately this once sacred dance can be seen at emo and metal shows. The fine dance has been leaked into the mainstream and everyone and their mother thinks they can dance now. Very few people can actually dance well now (see Philadephia).

I'm going to hardcore dance so hard at the Shattered Realm show.

by Evan May 13, 2005