farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 05, 2005

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

deleted

1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

DELETED

by eric September 19, 2003

barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

by eric October 15, 2004

klopek

a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.

Man that guy James is a real klopek.

by eric March 28, 2003

lacrosse

What real men do during Baseball season.

Lacrosse is 10x > than baseball

by Eric February 12, 2005

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004