Diablo's definitions

sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."

by Diablo October 9, 2005

chocko socko

Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.

"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"

by Diablo June 6, 2003

Pushterbate

Have an orgasm by pushing the penis against a relatively hard surface.

My mom burst into my room without knocking,just when I was starting to pushterbate.

by DIablo May 9, 2014

lotr

A good movie directed by Peter Jackson.
(started out as a book, but I'm talking about the movie)

Why is there no cheese in lotr?

by Diablo April 17, 2004

Wenis

Someone who really likes to suck dick.

"Dude I love that bitch she gives out free wenis!"

by Diablo September 11, 2003

OlympicZero

Legend of GFX. Nuff sed?

OlympicZero, god of GFX.

by Diablo January 13, 2005

VGK

A complete dumbass. The ultimate form of n00b.

You're such a VGK.

by Diablo May 1, 2003