Diablo's definitions

sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."

by Diablo October 9, 2005

chocko socko

Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.

"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"

by Diablo June 6, 2003

Pushterbate

Have an orgasm by pushing the penis against a relatively hard surface.

My mom burst into my room without knocking,just when I was starting to pushterbate.

by DIablo May 9, 2014

Wenis

Someone who really likes to suck dick.

"Dude I love that bitch she gives out free wenis!"

by Diablo September 11, 2003

VGK

A complete dumbass. The ultimate form of n00b.

You're such a VGK.

by Diablo May 1, 2003

Bones

A Nickname Used To Describe Really Really Skinny Ppl. Often Used to Describe People Who Dont Eat Or Choose Not To Like Anorexics And Simon

Aha Bones!

by Diablo February 21, 2003

Barhole

A interesting and mysterious man who neither a bar, nor a hole, yet is capable of feats that astound the world. Also rumored to be a secret agent.

Once a millenium, as the heavenly bodies line up and the sun is forgotten, a plague of evil claims the land. As the people prey for a defender, a spark of hope can be found, for the bar has been cast unto the hole, and a champion has been born. Such is the barhole.

by diablo December 4, 2003