Dave's definitions

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

by dave October 11, 2004

Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.

"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS

by Dave April 16, 2004

Thump Eah Eah Eah

To be screwed

Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.

Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"

by Dave October 10, 2004

Party Boy

To randomaly go up to someone nad beat them, then casually walk off

"Nick go party boy Dave"

by Dave April 19, 2003