Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad

Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!

by Dave April 25, 2003

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

by Dave September 17, 2003

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 09, 2003

Deagle

Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.

Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".

"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "

by Dave March 30, 2004

FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.

"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^

"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

Mikhail Kalashnikov

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

by Dave March 25, 2004