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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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BJ

1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently
1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.
by dave February 14, 2004
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Stan Lee

Mr. Spider-Man, Mr. Marvel, and most recently, Revolver Ocelot!
"He is a co-producer of Spider-Man. Also, on a cooler note, you can find him at videogame conventions like E3, sometimes with Hideo Kojima! ^.^ "
-me
by Dave October 12, 2004
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green day

Greenday is actually the definition of the earliest calendar day for appointments. For instance when you book an appointment with your doctor the earliest day available is the Green Day **Green for go**
Your GYNOB will see your green Vagina on the green day.
by Dave August 30, 2005
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Tsunami

*In the Tenchi storyline, she is one of the three goddesses. She is also what Sasami will look like when she's an adult, because Sasami died at a young age and thus Tsunami merged with her corpse to revive her.

*Japanese for "port wave" (?), which is, in essence, a HUGE tidal wave. Tsunamis are usually caused by earthquakes underneath the ocean, specifically the Pacific Ocean, and the result of this phenomenon is a towering wave of ocean water that is capable of destroying & drowning almost anything in its path.
"The tsunami that attacked the Orient, among other nations, is the largest tsunami in history. And the freaky part is that it occurred right after Christmas! And if that isn't scary enough, America's west coast is under the threat of a tsunami just like the one post-Christmas. Anyway, let's lend a helping hand to those who suffered from the cruel aftermath of this ungodly tsunami."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^
"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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schnap

"That kid's a schnap."
by Dave March 2, 2004
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