Dave's definitions

Deagle

Shortened name for the IMI/Magnum Research Desert Eagle, a powerhouse of a handgun, chambered for either .357 or .50AE.

Counterstrike gamers call the Desert Eagle "Deagle".

"I wanna buy a Deagle. ^_^ but imagine if I shot the damn thing; my hand would probably come off! lol "

by Dave March 30, 2004

JV

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

by Dave January 23, 2004

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

cool

a word that can be used by everyone, young and old and not sound wierd, too modern or used by any certain race.

''wow-we that china tea set you purchased me is really cool mummy''

by dave December 13, 2003

Neo Vietnam

A common reference to Operation : Iraqi Freedom. This term, Neo Vietnam, is something I made up though, to symbolize how this is like Vietnam, but set in modern times, and actually not as bloody as Vietnam....yet the environment, although a desert, is somewhat like Vietnam, in that there are enemies that pop out of nowhere and slaughter our troops!

"Come to think of it, 'Vietnam' shouldn't be a reference to ALL wars."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004

bite the hand that feeds

Another term used for "backstabbing", but especially referring to a subordinate individual that attempts to combat, or retaliate against, the powers that make/made him what he is.

"Osama Bin Laden tried to bite the hand that fed him by destroying the WTC (supposedly the CIA trained Osama for a Soviet invasion against Afghanistan). He'll pay for that, to say the least."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

eggzit

The future pronunciation of the word "exit". I guess this word isn't so bad as "nuculer" or "excape" though.

"I'munna eggzit outta the car man."
-someone

by Dave March 23, 2004