Dave's definitions

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 6, 2004

Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.

Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.

by dave February 15, 2008

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

lolt

A spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink Lilt, which used the slogan 'the totally tropical taste'. Has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. Ever.

N00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Ch00b: LOLT THE TOTALLY TROPICAL TASTE!!!~

by Dave December 30, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

Oppostion to the position of the removal of goverment support of the church. Opposition to the doctrine of seperation of church and state.

Oppostion to the position of abolishment of state/official religion.

But more usually just cited as an example of a very long english word. See Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

I used to believe in antidisestablishmentarianism until I saw the House of Lords sitting.

by dave February 9, 2004

Scarface

A movie released in the early 80's, perhaps around '83. Starring Al Pacino.

Although old, it is a major, major cult classic these days. Boasting kick-ass music, an interesting storyline, and the infamous catchphrase "say hello to my lil friend!", at this rate Scarface will continue to please all viewers for generations to come (I would know; I know LOTS of people my age, even those much younger than me, who enjoy the movie a lot, and enjoy the catchphrase).

"Say hello to my lil friend!"
-Tony, with an M16 equipped with an M203 GL

"That's disgusting; look like a fawkin' lizard man."
-Tony, after seeing Manny do that tongue trick

"You need people like me so you can point your fawkin' fingers and say that's the bad guy!"
-Tony, at the restaurant, probably influenced by coke

by Dave February 10, 2004