Chaos 's definitions

stu w

much better than mark chris and scott at skateboarding

they suck

by chaos November 1, 2003

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

chobe

i) Used to emphasize how truely chobo one is.

ii) Used to describe someone or something when it has become the definition of chobo.

"Man.. you are a Chobe."

"Nick aka So&So is such a Chobe!!"

"Could clan Fear be any more chobo?!" "Yes they can, they are Chobe."

by Chaos November 8, 2004

wicked-eve

Beautiful ; Kind ; Caring ; Respectful ; Friendly ; Inspiring ; Sharp ; Sensitive ; Morning Dove

You're such an Eva... I'm so glad to know someone as Eva as you.

by chaos July 14, 2003

mute

Variation of
"Crushed yo eyeballs"
which went out of style last year

you got told
and are now dumbfounded to the point you have nothing to say

Person 1
Who says I can't do that
Person 2
I say so thats who bizatch!!
Crowd
MUTE!!

by Chaos February 1, 2004

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014