biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

BiGWiG

The greatest fucking band ever.

I went to see Bigwig last night, and it was fucking awesome

by Ben October 03, 2003

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.

Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.

by Ben November 25, 2004

Pwab

1. An adjective describing something that is really great or awesome.

2. Another way of proclaiming ownage of someone at a game or sport.

Similar to pwn, the misspelling of own, except that pwab is a combination of pwn and nab

1. That Family Guy episode last night really pwabbed.

2. I pwab you at ping pong.

by Ben November 17, 2004

pulp fiction

a kick ass movie starring ben stiller and meg ryan about some police guys who are trying to find this man who pissed in this like totally holy river.
awesome totally 5 stars.

we gotta get this motherfucker who pissed in the river of satchoowa

by ben January 19, 2005

Fantasmic

I so am not a nerd and definately am not single. Fantasmic is a combination of Fantasic and Orgasmic. It doesn't mean "great" but more of a magical euphoria...Think about that feeling of release.

It was fantasmic when SHE talked to me!

by Ben June 20, 2003