Ben's definitions

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 4, 2003

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 23, 2003

fngh

This is the snorting sound that nerds make when they push up their glasses.

Drew: Hi Friends! Pokemon meeting at the treehouse. You better be there at 5 PM sharp (like the tip of a space alien hovascope!) FNGH
Chris Jackson (A.K.A. High School Football star quarterback, 10 girlfriends in 5 years): Shut the hell up, NERD!
Drew: Back off before I report you to administration for insubordination and failure to comply to school guidelines set out in the policy handbook!

by Ben October 23, 2004

yayness

A word that my best friend Katie says. :) Yayness for katie!

Adapted from a conversation with the ever pretty Katie ;)
IfTimeStodStil: yayness!

by Ben January 4, 2005

pawned

To conquer an enemy in an online game such as Counter-Strike.

I totally pawned BoomBoomStick!

by Ben February 13, 2003

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 1, 2006