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John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.
America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.
by Ben August 18, 2006
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Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers
With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!
by Ben April 5, 2005
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wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate
1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization
by Ben August 11, 2003
mugGet the wankmug.

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.
cambray rocks

<3
by ben January 23, 2004
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phattastic

a website design company, PhatTastic Designs™, affordable web design.
Go to phattastic.com to get a website.
by Ben January 12, 2004
mugGet the phattasticmug.

I'm game

Im ready with what is going to happen.
I'm game with going to Mc'Donalds.
by Ben April 24, 2004
mugGet the I'm gamemug.

narb

by ben February 7, 2003
mugGet the narbmug.

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