Definitions by Ben

Hizzoner

In Detroit, a sarcastic reference to Kwame Kilpatrick, the man who dubbed himself the "hip hop mayor."

May also be used to describe others who bring a "ghetto" or low class ethos to an otherwise-esteemed position, particularly in government.

It was recently disclosed that other cities' police forces refuse to guard Hizzoner after hours because of his unethical behavior.

Hizzoner by Ben January 24, 2005

Harry Chapin 

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin

Harry Chapin by Ben January 18, 2005

pulp fiction 

a kick ass movie starring ben stiller and meg ryan about some police guys who are trying to find this man who pissed in this like totally holy river.
awesome totally 5 stars.

we gotta get this motherfucker who pissed in the river of satchoowa

pulp fiction by ben January 18, 2005

swindells 

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

swindells by ben January 13, 2005

Borange 

as in the southpark "marklar" episode, borange is anything you want it to be... "hello borange, we went to borange bay and went borange...."

" lick your borange you stupid borange!"

im going to borange on the weekend"

i like your new borange, it goes well with your borange

Borange by ben January 11, 2005

punk lar 

a pompus jackass who thinks he quit runescape but in reality hes playing it in his head without even realizing it.

yo that punk lar kid is dope.

punk lar by Ben January 8, 2005

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

choose your own adventure by ben January 7, 2005