1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
by ben November 19, 2003
A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...
Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.
The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...
Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.
The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".
Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"
by Ben May 03, 2005
referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.
Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.
Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi
by Ben April 26, 2005
by Ben February 21, 2004
In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
by Ben December 04, 2003
by Ben May 07, 2005
a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.
by Ben April 07, 2005