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choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.
Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get
by ben January 7, 2005
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bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees
my brother beat the bejesus out of me
by Ben June 12, 2003
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in like flynn

Australian rhyming slang meaning that you are in with a chance.
Mate, did you see the way that chick was looking at you? You're in like flynn
by Ben March 10, 2004
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max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
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Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 3, 2005
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iono

by Ben February 7, 2004
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meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.
maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.
by ben August 21, 2003
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