Batman 's definitions

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

Franck

Strage Franco-germanic creature with large "Snozzle" prodtruding from the inner face. Often found with a multicoloured hat expending a wide variety of emotions daily.

Hey, Franck, get that snozzle outta here!

by Batman March 30, 2004

wazzu

The best fucking place on motherfucking earth. located in Pullman Washington

I'm going to Wazzu.

by Batman October 9, 2003

Fromm

n. a person who can't afford the whole word "poor" so he's "po". May suffer from extreme Dislexia and has trouble distinguishing between his elbow and his penis. May be seen rubbing his elbow furiously in public.

v. to fail at everything in life

Haven't you ever seen a Mike Fromm living in a box?

by Batman March 5, 2003

blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

by Batman November 10, 2001