Batman 's definitions

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 2, 2014

^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

by batman January 25, 2005

Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

by Batman April 12, 2002

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002