Batman 's definitions

wazzu

The best fucking place on motherfucking earth. located in Pullman Washington

I'm going to Wazzu.

by Batman October 9, 2003

Fuckzoo

Vulgar Slang A place where one goes to get their socks rocked sexualy by an animal of another species.

Dude, I'm totally into sheep, so I'm goin down to the fuckzoo.

by Batman October 19, 2003

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

by Batman April 12, 2002

scrimage chick

This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.

Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.

by Batman May 20, 2004

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

twist

Cockney slang for girl. See the Snatch DVD special features for an explanation. Girl rhymes with twirl, as in twist-and-twirl.

I don wanna see that twist's chevy (chase => face) again!

by batman October 20, 2003