blue balls

The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of poontang.

That skanky ho-bag left me with a mad case of blue balls!

by Batman November 10, 2001

manseir

a device meant to hold in the massive moobs of an overweight man so he doesn't seem so fat. This product also has other names such as the Stevie-Wonder Bra

Rothman has such big man titties he needs a manseir

by Batman March 04, 2003

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

by batman July 01, 2004

Grayson

A very nice guy. He's particularly good with the ladies, and knows how to please a woman, he is very handsome and athletic and pretty much wins at life. His schlong is a lady killer and if you have a Grayson, make sure to keep him!

"Is that God's brother?"
"No, that's just Grayson"

by Batman June 02, 2014

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

orlanda

An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.

My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.

by batman September 07, 2004

im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

by batman March 19, 2005