2 definitions by Apeirophobia
Lavatube Noun/Verb
/lävət(y)o͞ob/
When a male has sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time (2 or more hours) the vagina becomes heated, thus creating a Lavatube, occasionally leaving male genitalia with blisters and sores.
/lävət(y)o͞ob/
When a male has sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time (2 or more hours) the vagina becomes heated, thus creating a Lavatube, occasionally leaving male genitalia with blisters and sores.
Noun: "Bro I was going at it so hard her Lavatube burned my dick!"
Verb: "Make sure not to go at if for too long or she might Lavatube your dick!"
Verb: "Make sure not to go at if for too long or she might Lavatube your dick!"
by Apeirophobia July 1, 2016
The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.
Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).
"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."
"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."
"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."
by Apeirophobia February 1, 2010