Al's definitions

to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 2, 2003

wheebum

An exclamation of girly joy. Used randomly to express great happiness.

How was your date?
-Oh wonderful!
Thats good
-yeah, wheebum!

by Al March 25, 2005

all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).

Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.

by Al September 29, 2006

HN

having a hard nipple(s)

whoa, honey, check ur HN

by AL July 28, 2004

Profanity Loophole

1. An exploitation of electronic censorship programs' limmited scope in preventing profane language and letting users enter text at the same time.

"Herpes mongering man-whore" is a phrase allowed by many a "profanity free" chatroom.

by Al October 12, 2003

coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

by Al December 28, 2004

shatpank

Really good - see also "heavyweight"

that pint of Stella is proper sahtpank

by AL April 26, 2004