Al's definitions

Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

by Al February 6, 2004

spide

Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)

Look at the state of those wee spidey fuckers.

by al July 6, 2003

Batwanger

A hermaphrodite magazine

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.

by Al May 6, 2003

soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

by Al May 17, 2006

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

scatter

Someone of a messy disposition, for example they could be lanky, have messy hair, or just generally be disorganised.

Oh look at Christine, she's such a scatter!

by Al October 13, 2004

909er

someone from riverside, driving HUGE (little man syndrom) lifted trucks with a FOX racing sticker on the back, farmers tan, pucka shell necklace, and anything with flams on it ex:sunglass, boardshorts

that bouy out in the water is a total 909er

by AL April 4, 2004