me's definitions

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004

pumullit-pwnted

to get the shit completely beat out of you

I went off a jump landed in a tree and got pumullit-pwnted.

by me January 6, 2005

teenie

Somebody who is obssessed with a famous person, because of their looks and not the talent. They usually type in upper and lower case letter alternately and over-exaggerate punctuatuation. They are also too lazy to write in proper English and are usually Chav-ettes.

"LyK OmFgZzZ UsHeR Iz GoN mArrY ME IniT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!112344^%878 So KeEp UR DuRtY HaNdz Of gUrLz!£U£*"

"ItZ ClLEd TXT TLK!!""£ MiNga!"

by Me March 11, 2005

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 7, 2004

awfuk

sumthing that is really awful, you just wanna say F U CK! Hence the name: awfuk!

girl 1: i wonder when we get our yearbook pictures back?
girl 2: i dnt know, but mine always turn out awfuk!

by me August 31, 2003

ghettoness

fucking ass hole poser shits
sum try to be black....wat is wrong wit them!?!?!

nator john j vinnie

by me May 27, 2003

Hugh Dancy

a very very very attractive british actor. also very talented.although i doubt he actually dances.

Hugh Dancy is one of the hottest british actors out there.

by me March 24, 2004