space cookie

a person who takes an extacy pill and a viagra pill at the same time

Check out that space cookie. His dick is as hard as a rock and he's fucked up!

by me April 27, 2003

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 01, 2003

shiznok

1)stuff.
2)unidentified thing or object.
3)replacement word for when you are to lazy to use real word.
4)a drug or a food.

hey,pass the shiznok,and add ice.

by me May 13, 2005

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005

Jorb

See job

Ya done a good jorb!

by me November 14, 2003

Ethiopia

Was once amung the wealthiest and most powerful countries in ancient times, and is now amung the poorest. Life's a bitch, huh?

Ethiopia has a rich, interesting history, but its desperate beggers scare away most tourists.

by me February 01, 2004

slurry

A Slurry is a messy blow job

EH! that was a real slurry

by me January 28, 2005