josh's definitions

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.

Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.

by Josh December 16, 2003

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

bk

Normaly used in online text chat convos, meaning "back"

Josh: 1 second some-ones at the door!
Dom: k
Josh: ok i'm bk
Josh: It was a mate from down the road.

by Josh July 30, 2004

patriotism

The shit that Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and other retarded country singers are full of. It is loving your country so much you go out of your way to piss people off with HORRIBLE music and capitalize on their emotions. Anything with 9/11 in it these days is bowed to.

Alan Jackson and Toby Keith suck a fat baby's dick.

by Josh September 11, 2004