josh's definitions

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

divachik513

A fucking bitch who doesn't let her boyfriends have any friends.

Stop being a divachik513 and pissing my fucking friends off!

by Josh June 27, 2004

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

fraitors

Fraitors are people that were your friends and betrayed you.

"Jessica,I can't hang out with you..your a fraitor,you told the principal that I was smoking weed in the bathroom.

by Josh October 24, 2004

lez

Two females that are are atracted to eack other.

O dani rub my cold perky nipples.

by josh November 28, 2003

Philadelphia

The city with the greatest football team ever. The Philadelphia Eagles

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win win Super Bowl XXXIX

by Josh January 22, 2004

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005