anonymous's definitions

S3MP3R

Best person ever. Cant beat him. Complete opposite of Ecce.

Nice shot! You pulled a S3MP3R!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

understandability

The task has a high understandability factor

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chimney sweeping

Anytime a foriegn object is inserted into the rectal cavity

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

butt jelly

a gelatinous substance excreeted from the anus, particularly a dogs anal gland
(appearance of transclucent, solidified gravy)

"Dear god, is thAT BUTT JELLY?"

by anonymous March 18, 2005

new canaan

Also home to the "risque" club, a group of kids that stand there and go, "how RISQUE am I" and making secret gestures. The phrase was started by the class of 2007 as freshman. They think that they are the coolest kids in the world because they can say that word and no one else can unless they are in the group, and if you do and you arent in the group then you are a huge fag. Basically, its the "n" word of New Canaan.

"Uh! Risque! How Risque am I!!!"
"Blos youre such a fag dont say that"

by Anonymous April 4, 2005

cown

A man whos wears lady's clothes, or even does something to his body, so he looks like a woman.

Look at that guy over there, he is just so cown wearing that dress.

by anonymous January 4, 2004

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004