flopped

did'nt work out as planned

i know i promised but it did'nt materialise

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

D-Pak

sub-way hater; someone who is so jealous of skinny people that they hate healthy food places.

Just because your obese doesn't mean you have to be a D-PAK!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

lurgy

British slang for feeling like shit.

Man, I have this really bad stomach lurgy.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

chelmet

the end of a boner or an ass hole's face

captain weeny

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Ariake

Total lying bitch who gives away others hot chick's pictures to pretend that she's hot but she's actually not.

She's very ugly and thrives on being popular on IRC.

"Did you see ARIAKE? She's hot!"
"Dude, that's a fake picture... WTF THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Po Cheese

The police

"Dump it man, It's the po cheese!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003