anonymous's definitions

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

rizzil

variant of the word "real".

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

putta mutta

a big eared retard, a.k.a. dumbo that only talks about Jarod from subway and O.S.U. his whole life

Mr. Murrer was also known as putta mutta, because they were unable to make sense of his outbursts of verbal diarrea

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

robosexual

one who has full on robot chubby

by Anonymous June 20, 2006

Hork

To co-opt another's property

He horked in on my date. OR He horked my tasty beverage.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003