Princess Sophie

An evil one-eyed snake who vommits when excited. Occasionally, the vommit can be projectile - harming those in its path.

To all men - look in your pants.
To women - look in your man's pants.

by ANONYMOUS November 18, 2003

reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

by anonymous April 22, 2004

Miss Softie

"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.

Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

barbastic

something you do when u wanna do it, but cant

im being barbastic

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

dicey

shadey

This is a pretty dicey neighborhood

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

gaf

to steal something. like shoplifting

i hella gafed a bottle of vodka

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

by Anonymous November 09, 2003