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mong

an extremely disgusting activity in which you rape someone to death, then fill their body up with your semen by continuously raping them, even though they are dead. Then, you jump on their stomach to make the semen squirt out of their pussy.
Bitch, if you don't stop whining, Im going to mong you.
by anonymous April 2, 2005
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Ilovepaintball1

ILovepaintball1, otherwise known as ILP, is an idiot that frequently roams the Tippmann forums and has nothing more to say "you suck". Infact, he says this to almost everyone, but of course not to his Halo 2 "friends" that he loves and adores so much because they gave him a feeling of acceptance.
by anonymous April 2, 2005
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Chavasion

This is a word that I invented to describe the way that a 'Chav' would dress. I done this so we can say that someone dresses like a 'Chav', without saying they act like a complete Twat like Chavs do.
This would involve the tracksuits, sports gear almost every day, and for the females - big hoop ear-rings, having overly tanned skin (Usually orange), and for both males and females, although mostly females - and excessive amount of rings.
Person 1: That person dresses like a Chav!
Person 2: You mean dressing in 'Chavasion'?
Person 1: Yes!
by Anonymous April 3, 2005
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peeve

'that chor likes his peeve'
by Anonymous April 3, 2005
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douche bag

Individual, or individuals who piss you off on good days, and piss you off even more on bad days.
by anonymous April 3, 2005
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the sphynx

1. Noun: A hairless cat.
2. Noun: A hairless pussy, ie: A full Brazilian wax or bikini wax.
1. Hey, look at my new hairless cat; I named her Fluffy!
2. Hey, I went to the salon today, and got a full bikini wax, and now my pussy is hotter than ever!
by Anonymous April 3, 2005
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Blog Hag

Any 'older woman' who has a blog, and uses it mainly to hit on, flirt with, or come on to other bloggers.

The typical 'Blog Hag' is usually single, divorced, separated, or in an 'open relationship', but may also been 'married and looking', 'married and miserable', "not getting their needs met" in their current irl relationship, or may just be looking to get a self-esteem boost.

The 'Blog Hag' doesn't really care if their male or female target is single, or involved. They will go out of their way to pursue the target, no matter what, and will often say just about anything to their the target's attention.

The Blog Hag is similar to a stalker, but is pitied more because of how needy they are, and how sad their attempts are to get affection, love, and attention.
"I have no idea why that one blog hag keeps leaving comments to my blog entries. She keeps trying to flirt with me, and she knows I'm not interested."
by anonymous April 4, 2005
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