Sam's definitions

semyon

someone who is obsessed with being Russian and says word way too much to fit in with the Russian mafia and wants to be with Brienne

Did you see that kid Sam?
Yea, hes semyon

by Sam October 11, 2004

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

Nit

a small niple looking pimple on a male genital (nipple/tit)

Jerrys so sick,i saw his dick and it has a NIT on it.

nicholas n samuel

by sam December 23, 2004

stoner

someone who smokes marijuana, but doesnt go around and tell everybody and is all like look at me im cool. they dont talk about it, and they dont push it on other people. if you dont want to do it, thats cool. if you do, come over to my place tonite.

look at that guy, hes such a stoner!

by sam October 14, 2004

dagger to a swan

a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"

by sam October 27, 2003

caiti

1. a girl who knows useless bits of information, watches cool shows like the Simpsons, eats burritos, comes up with cool words like "mow", comes up with cool catchphrases like "Holy Shit on Wheels
2. someone/something you sell in Turkey for crack money

1. Sometimes I wish I was like Caiti.
2. Damn...I need some crack and I am in Turkey...I better go get some Caiti's from the ATM.

by sam March 1, 2005

hot soup

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and dumps it on someones drive way

We are going to soup it up on your drive way tonight

by sam May 23, 2004