Poop's definitions

late

Late; Lated; The act of Lating.

Utterly dominated, destroyed, owned, raped, superior.

Killed by one shot to the head from a .50 cal Desert Eagle.

"ONE DEAGED, LATE"

by poop May 13, 2005

p.s.

what the alphabet would look like without "q" and "r"

abcdefghijklmnoPStuvwxyz....see what i mean

by poop April 9, 2005

Elk

An animal that resembles a deer. They are a prized by Mr. Hinckle. The elk is extremely intelligent and are good inventors. They have constructed many gadgets for Hinckle and are currently working on a way for him to have a 3 million chicken farm. They are also in his special forces units and are helping him to overthrow the world. If you see an Elk, follow it for it may lead you to Hinckle's secret lair. If so, contact everyone you can so we can once and for all defeat Mr. Hinckle!!!

I found an Elk in my cereal.

by poop March 27, 2003

SuperSnake2012

Some really cool guy who runs the DA Boards

Wow, that guy is like... l337.

by Poop September 25, 2003

funz

german word for pussy.

a bit outdated these days, often used for guys who don't behave well (telling you are disappointed about him in a funny way)

"du bist zu spät du funz"

transl.:
"you are too late, my little pussy"

by poop April 16, 2005

poonafish

Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.

Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the corner store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.

by poop December 22, 2004

Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

by Poop November 15, 2003