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grub

A person who seeks what they see by insistent solicitation and entreaty. Characterized by some presumption that they have a right to possess what they see even if it is yours. A grub will often consistently nag you if they really want what you got. Sometimes the only defence to a grub is to tell them to get the hell away from you and to get their own.
normal person: Hey check out my new Mickey Mantle baseball card.
grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!
by nick April 9, 2006
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orgasmic telepathy

n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)
How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.
by nick February 16, 2006
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snits

n.

1. An annoying or troublesome person.

2. One who causes slight irritation to (another) by troublesome, often repeated acts.

3. One who harasses or disturbs you with repeated attacks.
Bob is such a snits. He continually harrases me over nothing.
by nick December 28, 2005
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vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.
by nick December 28, 2005
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vaginatarian

vag·in·a·tar·i·an (vag-in-târ-ian)
n.
The practice of subsisting on a diet composed primarily of vagina or any other female body part for that matter. This term has often been used to refer to lesbians, however, men can meet the definition as well.
Jack has been licking his boss all week. If he doesn't start performing in the office he is going to be performing as a vaginatarian for the rest of his career.
by nick December 28, 2005
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snits

n. Informal,(snitz) a person who is really irritating, from the informal snit, a state of agitation or irritation.
Origin unknown.
This word needs a shwa you snits. Why are there no shwas?

Hey shitlicker, you are such a snits. Would you stop bugging me!
by nick December 28, 2005
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Origin unknown.

by nick December 28, 2005
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