jeff's definitions

Sechs

A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.

"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."

by Jeff October 15, 2003

your mom

some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh

jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom

by jeff March 28, 2004

teh

1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"

i r teh jew

by Jeff February 12, 2004

pir

Parents In Room

Used while kids are in online chat
rooms/IM services and parents is in the room.

<TastyBuddy>: 'sup LilBitch? like that shit last night?
<LilAngle>: Why kind sir, do I know you? PIR

by jeff June 19, 2003

Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

by jeff January 28, 2004

Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003