jeff's definitions

dc

district of columbia
also know as the Dank City (home of the friendly pimp)

welcome to the dank city

by Jeff November 30, 2003

CFB

Come Fuck me Boots


those damn fine-ass boots girls wear.

God damn! Dood, she's got CFB!

by Jeff October 4, 2004

on your neck

to be have or to be better than someone or something.

anything better is on your neck

by Jeff May 19, 2004

prairie dog

to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. The term comes from prairie dogs, who burrow in the ground. In a field with prairie dogs, if there's a loud noise, typically many of them will pop their heads up out of the ground.

John trashed his monitor in a fit of rage and all the prairie dogs popped up for a look.

by Jeff April 7, 2003

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

betox

As in to betoxify one-n-other.

Wud up fuckity,
Not much BETOX

by Jeff February 7, 2004