401 definitions by jeff

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by jeff August 22, 2003

fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

by jeff November 4, 2003

suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels

jeff is a bum who is mean to his sister

liz is gay! :O


:)

by jeff January 2, 2005

desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

by jeff May 6, 2005

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by jeff February 2, 2005

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by jeff September 2, 2006

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by jeff November 9, 2003