jeff's definitions

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

by Jeff December 27, 2004

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff April 19, 2006

pir

Parents In Room

Used while kids are in online chat
rooms/IM services and parents is in the room.

<TastyBuddy>: 'sup LilBitch? like that shit last night?
<LilAngle>: Why kind sir, do I know you? PIR

by jeff June 19, 2003

teh

1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"

i r teh jew

by Jeff February 12, 2004

your mom

some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh

jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom

by jeff March 28, 2004

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006