Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

by Jeff August 22, 2003

fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

by Jeff November 04, 2003

suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels

jeff is a bum who is mean to his sister

liz is gay! :O


:)

by jeff January 02, 2005

wrap

"white boy rap"; rap as performed by people of caucasian race, often nerdy. See MC Chris

I'm going to go listen to some wrap, yo.

by Jeff February 21, 2003