jeff's definitions

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff April 19, 2006

fundies

A two person underware

"Dude, look, those two hot chicks are in one underware"
"No man, those are fundies"

by Jeff September 17, 2003

prairie dog

to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. The term comes from prairie dogs, who burrow in the ground. In a field with prairie dogs, if there's a loud noise, typically many of them will pop their heads up out of the ground.

John trashed his monitor in a fit of rage and all the prairie dogs popped up for a look.

by Jeff April 7, 2003

spry

When a person is old, but hot, then they are spry

Is your grandma spry?

by Jeff June 28, 2004

teh

1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"

i r teh jew

by Jeff February 12, 2004

your mom

some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh

jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom

by jeff March 28, 2004

pir

Parents In Room

Used while kids are in online chat
rooms/IM services and parents is in the room.

<TastyBuddy>: 'sup LilBitch? like that shit last night?
<LilAngle>: Why kind sir, do I know you? PIR

by jeff June 19, 2003