turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

by Ryan November 13, 2003

ugleeman

reference to Lee Hugar who is an Ugly man

ugleeman is a pussy

by RYAN March 07, 2004

Gips

Gay Hairy Nipples; A rotund individual with a pungent odor and an unusual amount of cilium around the areola.
Origin: Jack Daniels.
Evolution: Hairy Nipples, Hairy Nips, Nips, Gay Nips, Gips.

Every time I see Gips I feel like I'm going to puke

by Ryan May 13, 2005

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

by Ryan August 05, 2004

Strope

White Trash folk that think they ar king shit becaus they don't live in a trailer park.

"Dude, this neighnorhood is going to shit. My neighbors are a bunch of
Stropes."

by Ryan March 25, 2004