quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short

ur a comf ( cock ass motha fucka)

by ryan May 03, 2004

chalnez santos

1.an any size crap or poo that happens to clog up the toilet
2.the full name of that funny brazilian kid at my school

1.hey janitor i just took a chalnez in the bathroom get to work
2.that kid is so brazilian

by ryan November 28, 2003

g unit

what you say when you see ur grandma sewing

(you see your grandma sewing and say to her) "g unit"

by ryan December 28, 2003

Underdog

60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.

Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?

Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!

by Ryan August 01, 2004

mo mo

eliphant testical

by ryan May 22, 2003