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retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.
Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.
by John December 20, 2003
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Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
by John August 24, 2004
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beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.
"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."
by John March 11, 2004
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Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.
All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.
by John December 8, 2003
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highlarious

something that is found extremely funny, usually after approx. 4:20
my best friend made a PB & ice cream bagel, that's Highlarious
by John November 20, 2003
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Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"
Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.
by John December 13, 2004
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Gnome

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer
Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.
by John October 11, 2004
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