John's definitions

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by John February 11, 2004

fatmuscle

abbreviation of:

For All The Many Single Chicks Longing Excitement

big erections

by john March 27, 2004

oc

Rich ass county with kids that think they make good hardcore.

Throwdown? Yeah, that's a suck ass OC band.

by John December 3, 2003

grumpty

Like a numpty but grumpy. Regional variations include 'Perksy'

cheer up you grumpty

by John July 17, 2003

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

by John March 20, 2004

Lynard Skynard

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing

Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!

by John October 17, 2004