ge tit

A common typo made when someone is trying to type 'get it'.

AIMperson1: he just doesn't ge tit
AIMperson2: Huh huh, you said tit
AIMperson1: shut up, you know what I meant

by anonymous March 15, 2005

wprd

Word. see pwrd, word

Pronunciation: "pwerd"

"This iPod is fn surgical." "fn wprd"

by Anonymous May 14, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

stikky fingaz

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children Social retard.
2. To excite nausea or loathing in; sicken.
3. To offend the taste or moral sense of; repel.
Adj: boring, monotonous, tedious, irksome, tiresome, so uninteresting as to cause mental weariness.
4. Displeasing to the eye; unsightly. Morally reprehensible, Was born of a male's anus.
:also see "butt baby"

If he wasn't such a stikky fingaz, he wouldn't have been turned in to the authorities for pedophilia.

by anonymous December 22, 2003

chase the carrot

When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.

When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Masturbation

Playing solo on one's organs.

by Anonymous March 09, 2003

antiman

Someone who is gay

The guy is a antiman

by Anonymous August 10, 2003