anonymous's definitions

the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Do the trash

An updated term for "Take out the trash."

Why did "take out the trash" get replaced by "DO THE TRASH"?

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Braces

Metal stuff that kills your teeth.

OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

Jakal

(noun)Trieze Jakal, infamous figure of the infoceptor forums.

(adj)(Jakalesque) Being similar to or acting like Jakal, ie: being extremely direct, making no attempt to sugar coat the truth. can also mean opinionated and/or stubborn.

His discription of the forum was very Jakalesque. He said it was "A f---ing pile of crap."

by anonymous July 24, 2004

cutting room floor

An term used to define parts of a movie or TV show that do not make it into the final product.

There are various reasons a scene might be 'cut'. Time constraints, the producers feeling it doesen't fit or simply not liking the scene for various reasons.

Sometimes releases of a movie are made with cut scenes inserted.

They had a great scene in this movie where the main character comes to terms with his past. Unfortunatly, it didn't make it past the cutting room floor.

by Anonymous July 24, 2004

Creepin

To sneak about unnoticed and mysteriously; usually to murder/mug someone.

"I creeped on that muthafucka and made my move - now his brains are all over St. Claire, nigga..."

by Anonymous July 25, 2004