anonymous's definitions

ahg

A slang term for herpies.

I slept with that girl and got ahg.

by anonymous January 14, 2004

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.

Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.

by Anonymous May 9, 2004

kurai

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by Anonymous October 12, 2003

marist gossip

add the shit here!!!!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

nish

the women's vagina

Taupin wishes he could have nish.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Man of Fantasy

1. An annoying little assface that, when humiliated by everybody else, suddenly pretends to "know what everybody's talking about", and tries to act like the very people that flame him.
2. (Vulgar) A slang term for a mentally-challenged human being.

<MoF> WHO THE FUCK IS MEGABOZ?

by Anonymous August 10, 2003