Blocko

1.) A sexual virgin.

2.) A sexually repressed individual.

3.) A "man" who buys tampons for his "friend with benefits" while every other cock does her like there is no tomorrow.

4.) Jan, a male with a female name.
If you don't ravage that chick, I'm gonna have to call you Blocko.

You're suck a Jan.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Survey

(verb) To measure the size of one's genitals.
After Surveying your penis
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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queefer

An insult to someone who is obnoxiously retarded.
My friend's dad is such a QUEEFER!!
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Gurpin

1)The state of mind where one loses himself 2) to trip like a bitch 3) to spaz out
Hey Bob, stop gurpin like a crack feind!
by Anonymous November 08, 2001
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freedom fries

Operation: Freedom Fries: An idiotic plan by people who think the french give a damn about the crappy name change. my god they need to think of better ways to get back at enemy countrys!
Dumbass: lets picket about french fries until every fucking resteraunt calls them freedom fries!
smart guy: No matter what they're still the same
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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statia

by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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