NQNS

nice quick nasty sex

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

lifeguard

the waste of life who sits in a stand for 8 hrs a day. sometimes with no break. bitching about how the job is so hard when no one ever comes swimming there and all the life guard does is eat and burn things and talk shit on other people over the walkeeeeee talkeeeeeee

treasure lake life guards are lazy and I am one of them.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

weed

what people smoke to get high and have fun and piss off the church bastards

smoke weed every day

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

period poop

1.period juice
2. The chunks or clots present in the mess of the period juice.

"What's for breakfast, mom?"
"Period poop."

by anonymous December 02, 2004

Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 09, 2005

maddenism

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical

"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."

by anonymous May 12, 2004

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005